"do you know how bad fries ar-"
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
mom ask what u want for dinner later
"dont say mcdonalds"
When tumblr overreacts.
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
Great books and movies guys!
if you think this escalated quickly you should have seen my face after i refreshed and saw the amount reblogs this got
the pokemon fandom goes hard
go hard or go home
The Year 2075 Humanity has been pushed back to the brink of extinction but on a small series of islands scientist discover a way to capture the Pokemon and further study their rapid evolution soon humans learn much of these creatures and develop ways to identify them, and through these actions the creatures and humanity learn to coexist, soon children are even training their Pokémon and a new sport comes from this. Pokémon battling. Welcome to the world of Pokémon.
makin a full 180
This should be a movie.
bring me…the chosen one…
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs